Erlkönig: 80+18-confession.shtml

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years
old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an
affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them. Twice." 

The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in
confession?" 

"Never Father, I'm Jewish." 

"So then, why are you telling me?" 

"I'm telling everybody."