A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances
up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes
she is heading straight towards his seat. Low and behold, she takes the
seat beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.." He swallows hard. Here is the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer", she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"
"Well", she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most well endowed when, in fact, its the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Hispanic
descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all
categories is the Southern Redneck".
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.
"I'm sorry", she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name!"
"Tonto!", the man says, "Tonto Gonzalez!....But my friends call me
Bubba'!"
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