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By AdCold1610
2026-03-08
I asked ChatGPT to roast my code and I haven't recovered emotionally
Thought it would be funny.
It was not funny.
My prompt:
Roast this code like you're a senior dev who's had enough
What I got:
This function is doing more jobs than a stressed
parent on Christmas Eve. You've got error handling,
business logic, database calls, AND logging all in
one place. This isn't a function, it's a cry for help.
Also, naming a variable 'data2'? Really? What happened
to data1? Did it hurt you?
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK FOR BUGS.
Instead I got a full psychological evaluation of my coding decisions.
More highlights:
You're using a global variable here. In 2024. I don't
even know what to say. It's like watching someone use
a fax machine at a Tesla dealership.
This comment says 'temporary fix' and the git blame
shows it's from 2021. We need to have a conversation
about your definition of temporary.
The worst part?
Everything it said was correct. Painfully, brutally correct.
My self-esteem: 0
My code quality going forward: significantly better
Try it if you hate yourself and want to improve
as a developer simultaneously.
10/10 would get destroyed again.
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