"I always get every woman I want. This is not so much due to my financial
status, nor my naive charm, nor my exceptionally interesting body, but
rather due to the fact that I own a Commodore 128 with a 1571 disk drive.
Getting every woman you want is simple when you have eight sprites and
three sound channels."
-John Byrd, byrd@husc8.harvard.edu (on alt.sex.boredom)