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Abstinence

Three couples went in  to see the minister to see how to become members of
his church. The minister  said that they would have to go without sex for
two weeks and then come back and  tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was  middle aged and the
final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the  couples returned to the minister. The retired
couple said it was no problem at  all. The middle-aged couple said it was
tough for the first week, but after  that, it was no problem. The newlyweds
said it was fine until she dropped the  can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said  the newlywed man.

"She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I  had to have
her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook  his
head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's  okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot
either."

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