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THE BEST CHAIN LETTER EVER:

Hello, my name is _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who
actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money
to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak
show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?  "Ooooh, looky
here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every
good looking model in the magazine!"  What a bunch of bullshit.

Basically, this message is a big KISS MY ROSEY RED ASS to all the people
out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
forwards.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
Mayflower. Fuck them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 900 times!!

I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life,
delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a
dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
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