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      One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he
tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop!, right on his twitchy little
nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over
you, but I'm blind and couldn't see."
      "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was
MY fault. I didn't mean
to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming.  By the way,
what kind of animal are you?"
      "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny.  "I'm blind, and I've
never seen myself.  Maybe you could examine me and find out."
     So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft,
and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a
dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!"
     And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy.  Then he
said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of an animal are
     And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to
examine HIM, and then the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
     And the bunny replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy, and
you haven't got any balls . . .
you must be a lawyer."

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