Subject: Things that bother me
I freely admit that a lot of these things made my list.
Things that bother me:
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something wrong with it before.
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV
remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off.
What good is a goddam cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's
cake Instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose,
Ipaid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that thing over there. What
did you come
here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my
watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
you where the bathroom is?
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