Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The
cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a
trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of
the same kind of fruit. So all three men went their separate ways to gather
fruit. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. You have to shove the fruit up
your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first
apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was
killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in
laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy then meet in heaven.
The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with
it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with
pineapples."
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