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When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them
with the payment. Let them throw it away.

When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of
them come with postage paid return envelopes, right?

Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in
these cool little envelopes!

Send an ad for your local dry cleaner to American Express.
Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. (I especially liked this!)

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just
send them their application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your
name isn't on anything you send them.

You can Send it back empty if you want to just to keep
them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will
begin getting all their junk back in the mail.

Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail,
and best of all THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say
e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to
increase postage again!

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