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    Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and architects
can never earn as much as business executives and sales weasels."  This
theorem  can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following two   postulates:

    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
    Postulate 2: Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
    Since: Knowledge = Power
           Time = Money
    Then:  Knowledge = Work/Money.
    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge.
    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,
  regardless  of the amount of work done.

    The less you know, the more you make. Thus, executives and sales
people  make more money  than the engineers and scientists.
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