[collected before Nov 16 1994]
Why do elephants paint their toes red?
To hide in the cherry trees
What it the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
In the Jungle, all animals are happily going for a drink at the lake nearby
but one. which one ?
The Girafe, it's still sitting bored in your fridge.
How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.
How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
How do you get an elephant out of the water?
Wet.
How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.
Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
So you don't see them when they hide upside down in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
Show's how well it works then......
Why do elephants live in herds?
To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
What do you do when an elefant comes through the window?
Swim for it...
How do you know the elephants entered the 'porcelaine' shop ?
The mini's still parked out front.
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Lots of room!
What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Sheeps don't come with a string.
What is the best hiding place for a elephant?
In a plumtree.
And why?
Because of his blue eyes.
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