[collected 2004-08-10]
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth
to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to
Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and
sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The
Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good,
because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to
help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
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I didn't get one either....
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