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Date: 	Mon, 6 Mar 1995 12:13:07 -0600
From: Rob Mayoff <>
To: Chat <>, clinton sheppard <>,
        erlkonig, garet.jax, j.leonoru,
        mickies, news group <>,
        Phil Glockner <>, rebekah.chappell,
        snowhite@ccwf.cc, wendy
Subject: FW: Joke of the a.m. (fwd)
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---------- Forwarded message ----------

> >>                                     THE GIFT
> >> 
> >> 
> >> 
> >>  A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
> >>  birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful
> >>  consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right
> >>  note: romantic, but not too personal.
> >> 
> >> 
> >>  Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
> >>  Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves.  The sister purchased
> >>  a pair of panties for herself.
> >> 
> >>  During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
> >>  the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.  Without checking the
> >>  contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his
> >>  sweetheart along with this note:
> >> 
> >> 
> >>  I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
> >>  wearing any when we go out in the evening.  If it had not been for
> >>  your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but
> >>  she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.
> >> 
> >>  These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
> >>  me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they 
> were
> >>  hardly soiled.  I had her try yours on for me and she looked really
> >>  smart.
> >> 
> >>  I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
> >>  other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to
> >>  see you again.
> >> 
> >>  When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
> >>  away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
> >> 
> >>  Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.  I
> >>  hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
> >> 
> >> 
> >> 
> >>                                     All my love,
> >> 
> >> 
> >>  P.S.  The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
> >>  showing.



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