Date: Mon, 6 Mar 1995 12:13:07 -0600
From: Rob Mayoff <>
To: Chat <>, clinton sheppard <>,
erlkonig, garet.jax, j.leonoru,
mickies, news group <>,
Phil Glockner <>, rebekah.chappell,
snowhite@ccwf.cc, wendy
Subject: FW: Joke of the a.m. (fwd)
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> >> THE GIFT
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
> >> birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful
> >> consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right
> >> note: romantic, but not too personal.
> >>
> >>
> >> Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
> >> Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased
> >> a pair of panties for herself.
> >>
> >> During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
> >> the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
> >> contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his
> >> sweetheart along with this note:
> >>
> >>
> >> I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
> >> wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
> >> your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but
> >> she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.
> >>
> >> These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
> >> me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they
> were
> >> hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really
> >> smart.
> >>
> >> I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
> >> other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to
> >> see you again.
> >>
> >> When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
> >> away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
> >>
> >> Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I
> >> hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> All my love,
> >>
> >>
> >> P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
> >> showing.
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