Subject: Girl Surprise
While enjoying a drink with a friend one night, this
guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl
sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to
join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to
come back to her place.
The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back
to her flat they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at
it. Finally, the spent young guy rolls over, pulls out a
cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable
to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer."
Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box
of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side
of her face and replies, ..."That's me before the operation."
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