Erlkönig: guiness-vs-others.shtml

>There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town 
>in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands...
>
>At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies
>decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, 
>the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a 
>Coors and the list goes on...
>
>Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and 
>much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
>
>"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask... 
>
>"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."