Some words of wisdom :
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The last worm was put into a jar of soil.
--------------- After one day ------------------
First worm- dead.
Second worm - dead.
Third worm - dead.
Fourth worm - alive.
Lesson:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.