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ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND ON PATIENTS' HOSPITAL  CHARTS: 

1) She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states  she was hot 
in bed last night. 

2) Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left  side for over a year. 

3) On the second day the knee was better, and on  the third day it 
disappeared. 

4) The patient is tearful and crying constantly.  She also appears to be 
depressed. 

5) The patient has been depressed since she began  seeing me in 1993. 

6) Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. 

7) Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male,  mentally alert but 
forgetful. 

8) The patient refused autopsy. 

9) The patient has no previous history of suicides. 

10) Patient has left white blood cells at another  hospital. 

11) Patient's medical history has been remarkably  insignificant with only a 
40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days. 

12) Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia  for lunch. 

13) Between you and me, we ought to be able to get  this lady pregnant. 

14) Since she can't get pregnant with her husband,  I thought you might want 
to work her up. 

15) She is numb from her toes down. 

16) While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and  sent home. 

17) The skin was moist and dry. 

18) Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. 

19) Patient was alert and unresponsive. 

20) Rectal examination revealed a normal sized  thyroid. 

21) She stated that she had been constipated for  most of her life, until got 
a divorce. 

22) I saw your patient today, who is still under  our car for physical 
therapy. 

23) Both breasts are equal and reactive to light  and accommodation. 

24) Examination of genitalia reveals that he is  circus sized. 

25) The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 

26) The patient was to have a bowel resection.  However, he took a job as a 
stockbroker instead. 

27) Skin: somewhat pale but present. 

28) The pelvic exam will be done later on the  floor. 

29) Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank,  who felt we should sit on 
the abdomen and I agree. 

30) Large brown stool ambulating in the  hall. 

31) Patient has two teenage children, but no other  abnormalities. 


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