How could she be so insensitive! ;)
Craig Crowder
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< meden agan gnothi seauton agon >
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me."
The husband says, "WHAT??"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs
as a Woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he
might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department
store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of
them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And
then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond
ear rings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out -- but
she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband
says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's
get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash
register."
The husband says, "No, no, no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to
HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really mad and she is
about to explode and the Husband says, "You must not be in tune with
my financial needs as a Man!!!"
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