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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? (repeat question for each answer)
1. Because it was dead.
2. Because it was dead also.
3. Because it was nailed to the second one.
4. It thought it was a game.
5. Peer pressure
6. "Mommy! Daddy!"
7. - in a superhero voice: "Don't worry! I'll save you!"
8. Everyone else was doing it.
9. It was lonely.

Why did the kangaroo die? All the koalas fell on it.