How many deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, they just wait for it to burn out then follow it around for 30 years.
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How may weight lifters does it take to chang a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb, and one to say "You're HUGE man... your HUGE!"
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How many TechnoPagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
TechnoPagans don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in IRC chat channels.
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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't bother. They just make darkness the new standard.
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And finally, how many Teamsters does it take to change a llightbulb?
Six. You got a f...in' problem with that?!
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How many folksingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to put in the new bulb, and six to sing about how good the old one was.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have a machine that does it now.
How many actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She stands there holding the bulb, and the whole world revolves around her.
How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one—but the bulb must really want to change.
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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to hold the lightbulb, the other 4 to drink until the room spins
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
JUST ONE DAMNIT!!!
How many Yuppies does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis
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