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  IF MEN WERE TO REWRITE THE RULES
  
  Rule # 1
  Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an 
  argument.  All comments become null and void after seven days.
  
  Rule # 2
  If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect 
  us to act like soap opera guys.
  
  Rule # 3
  If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of 
  the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
  
  Rule # 4
  It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those 
  stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
  
  Rule # 5
  Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how 
  pretty you are?
  
  Rule # 6
  Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
  
  Rule # 7
  You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done,
  not both.
  
  Rule # 8
  Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
  commercials.
  
  Rule # 9
  Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
  
  Rule # 10
  Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
  complain about having their boobs stared at.
  
  Rule # 11
  When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, 
  you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
  
  Rule # 12
  Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
  
  

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