A nun got into a cab and the driver was staring at her. She asked him
why was he staring at her and he said, "I want to ask you a question,
but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "you can't offend me, not as old as I am and as long as I have
been a nun... I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver said, " Well I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give
me a Blow job."
She said, "Well let's see what we can work out. One, you have to be
single, two, you have to be Catholic."
The cab driver said, "Oh, I'm single and I am Catholic!"
She said, "O.K. pull in to the alley," and he did.
So she did her thing and they were on the street again and the cab
driver started crying and she said, "My child what's the matter?"
He said, "Sister I have sinned, I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm
Jewish!!!"
She said, "That's okay. My name is Steve and I'm on my way to a Costume
Party."
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