[collected 2004-01-10]
Subject: OneStone
This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name
given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment, Onestone cracked and said,"If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning
Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest.
There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all
the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant busines! s.
Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years away. Yellow bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone"
Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged
her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day,shagged her
all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of the
story?
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> You can't kill two birds with one stone.
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