RANDY THE ROOSTER!! This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster,
and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and
asks if he has a rooster forsale.
The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy:
He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem." Well, Randy the
Rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it.
So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in
the barn yard, giving the rooster a pep talk.
"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens
to service here, and you cost me a lot of money and, I'll need you to
do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer says
with a chuckle.
Randy seems to understand; so the farmer points toward the hen house
and Randy takes off like a shot. Wham - He nails every hen in there
three or four times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out
of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. Wham -
He gets all the geese.
Randy's up in the barn with the pigeons; he's in with the ducks.
Randy is jumping every fowl the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught,
worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and upon awakening the next day finds
Randy dead as a doorknob, still as a rock, in the middle of the yard.
Vultures are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of
such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh Randy, I told you
to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've
done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Sshhh, they're
getting closer."
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