[collected 2002-01-21 22:31:32 CST (Jan Mon) 1011673892]
Quotes From Sports Commentators
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria.... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I
once rode her mother."
Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
behind it which is identical."
Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none
of them serious."
Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again"
Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you
can see it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the
back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
Dave Morrow - Off sides Call at an Alabama Football Game" "Well, it looks
like Coach Brad Bradford is using some of the same techniques that were
used against him last week because all night long, the Trojans have really
been "jerking the Tigers off!"
US TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so
well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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