True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Hello, is this Tech Support?
Yes, it is. How may I help you?
The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my
warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?
I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?
Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer.
Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I
am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did
you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?
It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it.
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't
stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load
drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the
drive!