Subject: Train Schedule
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all
of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train,
cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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