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[collected 2002-12-11]

A little girl walks into a pet shop and  asks in the sweetest little lisp,

 "Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell  wittle wabbits?"

 And the shopkeeper smiles and gets down on his  knees, so that he's on
 her level, then asks,

 "Do you want a wittle  white wabby or a soft and fwuffy black wabby or
 maybe one like that cute  wittle brown wabby over there?"

 The little girl in turn puts her  hands on her knees, leans forward and
 says in a quiet voice,

 "I  don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck"

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