THIS IS A TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

(I have determined that you might qualify).

The following short quiz  consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are not that difficult,
but don’t scroll down to look at answers until you have answered the questions!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
 
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals attend 
except one.  Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do
not have a boat.  How do you manage it?

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ANSWERS


1.  The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and 
close the door.  This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in 
an overly complicated way.

2.  Did you say open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the 
refrigerator?  Wrong answer.  The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, 
take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.  This tests 
your  ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3.  The correct answer is: The elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there.  This tests your memory.

4.  The correct answer is:  You jump into the river and swim across.  Have you 
not been listening?  All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals 
they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.