[collected 1997-11-25 with additions[*] from one collected 2000-01-27]
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some "asscons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
* (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
* .oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
. oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
. o" 'o" "o
o o *o
.o o 'o
o o o.
o o o
o \o/ o
o --0-- o
o. /o\ o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
"o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
o """""" oo """"" .o
'o oo o'
*o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
You have been e-mooned!
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