Really-From: wendy
Why God never got a PhD
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1. He had only one major publication
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English
3. It has no references
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class
14. He expelled his first two students for learning
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed
his tests
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
jude
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