[collected 2003-07-22 14:17:06 CDT (Jul Tue)]
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
asked "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't
big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy
said, "yes she did".
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to
you."
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