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The blonde and the lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los
Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, being tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He
says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. 
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00
bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." 
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references, and still no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem
and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no
answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and partners but to
no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. 
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. 

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