[collected 2002-01-23 10:13:30 CST (Jan Wed) 1011802410 from Dawn]
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch
it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
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(addendum by erlkonig, home URL http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/)
That's bunny abuse.
And bear, to be fair.
They both have hair,
A fuzzy pair,
Scared of Nair.
- Burma Shave.
- not really a genuine Burma Shave sequence; your amusement may vary :-)
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