Subject: Cat's Diary
und the cat's diary.....
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DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761-Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded: next time I must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try
this on their bed.
DAY 762-Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with
sleep-depriving,
incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765-Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into
their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
cat I was.
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