[collected 2002-04-12]
The IRS and the Rabbi
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit
an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he
says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The
rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while
they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The
rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a
while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your
circumcisions?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in
a while they send us a little prick like you."
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