First installment archived: Jul 9 1997
Second installment: 1999-09-11 02:15:44 CDT
Church bulletins
These are ACTUAL announcements from ACTUAL church bulletins.
1. Don't let worry kill you-let the church help.
2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery
downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of
David
Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of
the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving
milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put
me in
my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club.
All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his
study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay
an egg on the altar.
11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the
ladies
will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the
new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come
forward and do so.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
16. The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir
will
sing, "Break Forth With Joy."
17. Today...Christian Youth Fellowship House Sexuality Course, 8 p.m.
Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.
18. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of
hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
19. The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
20. The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the
Rev.
Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that
all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
21. The 'eighth graders' will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the
church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.
22. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
23. 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
24. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
25. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.
26. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who is
preparing
for the girth of their first child.
27. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
28. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
29. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan
last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge-Up Yours."
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha =
Belch
all the way from Africa.
PRAYER & FASTING Conference.
"The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
includes meals".
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in =
the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving =
obvious
pleasure to the congregation.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands".
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring
your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a
fun time.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who =
doesn't
care much about you.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due =
to
a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water'. The sermon
tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests =
tapes
of Pastor Jack's sermons.
The "Over 60's Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with thanks
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on =
people
who are afflicted with any church.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation =
would
lend him their girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and community.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The
pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible experience".
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