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Three Labs ...

Three Labrador retrievers - a  brown, yellow and black - are sitting in
the waiting room at the vet's office  when they strike up a conversation.

The black lab turns to the brown lab and  says, "So why are you here?"

The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser, I piss on  everything - the sofa,
the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was  last night, when
I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab.
"All the vets are prescribing it. It works for  everything,"

He then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"

The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and  trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up
the carpets.  But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big
hole in my owner's  couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.

"Looks  like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the
vet's office for.

"I'm a  humper," the black lab says, "I'll hump anything.  I'll hump
the cat, a  pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see.  Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower
and was bending down to  dry her toes and I
couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started  humping away.

The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So,  Prozac
for you too, huh?"

The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails  clipped."

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