This is painfull!
Craig Crowder
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Dumb as a Rock
A few months ago, Howard Stern hosted Julie Cailini ('96 Playmate of the
Year) and Stacey Sanchez('97 Playmate of the Year) for a morning of
sordid joviality. The ladies, who were promoting their latest
calendars, answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly to
demonstrate how important it is for them *AS ROLE MODELS* for young
women to stay up on current affairs. The ladies' answers were amusing
(and a bit sad), but the bit did prove that you don't have to be a
neurosurgeon to earn a pile of cash! Love him or hate him, you have
to appreciate Howard's sense of the absurd.
Q: Who is the President of Russia?
Julie: "Gorbachev"
Stacey: "Gretzky"
(correct answer: Boris Yeltsin)
Q: Define the meaning of NAACP.
Julie: "Something, something, for Certified Pianists"
Stacey: "It's some kind of police organization."
(correct answer: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)
Q: Who was the inventor of the lightbulb?
Julie: "I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can't remember the
Light bulb guy."
Stacey: "I don't know."
(correct answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell was the phone
guy!)
Q: Who is the Speaker of the House?
Julie: "Gore something-or-other."
Stacey: "Bill Clinton."
(correct answer: Newt Gingrich. For the benefit of international members of the
market-l, Al "Gore" is the U.S. Vice President, "Bill Clinton" is our
president.)
Q: Define the meaning of the letters CIA.
Julie: "I don't know."
Stacey: "Certified Investigation Association."
(correct answer: Central Intelligence Agency)
Q: What is the center of our solar system?
Julie: "The Equator"
Stacey: "The Moon"
(correct answer: The Sun)
Changing his tack to create better odds for the girls,
Howard switched to what he termed "industry related"
questions:
Q: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
A: both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan."
Q: What is "Cristal?"
A: Both knew it was an elite champagne
Q: What car company has a model known as a "911?"
A: both knew it was Porsche.
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