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[2007-01-30 10:32:32 CST (Jan Tue)]
By accessing this Web site in any way, shape, or form, directly or
indirectly, you (hereinafter, PEON) grant
[redacted]
and his duly
authorized agents (hereinafter, collectively, NEIL) carte blanche,
including but not limited to unrestricted use and abuse of PEON's personal
information, personal property, personal anatomy, and increasingly
precarious emotional state.
This agreement may be be altered at any time by NEIL. Quietly changing a
document somewhere on the Internet shall constitute notification. It is
incumbent on PEON to locate these changes, seeing as how PEON grants
automatic blanket consent to any such changes.
Should any part of this agreement be found illegal, the remaining parts
shall remain in full force. Parts found merely unethical or tasteless may
be doubled in magnitude, solely at the discretion of NEIL.
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