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     FACTS ABOUT MEN
     
     1. Men like to barbecue.  Men will cook if danger is involved.
     2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've 
        experienced pain and bought jewelry.
     3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.  In a world    
        where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
     4. Men are very confident people.  My husband is so confident that     
        when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he          
        concentrates he can help his team.  If the team is in trouble, he   
        coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in  
        trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
     5. Men like phones with lots of buttons.  It makes them feel           
        important.
     6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.  Not 
        being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
     7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers.  I sleep with one under my   
        pillow, instead of a gun.
     8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner.  These men        
        usually have jobs and bathe.
     9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship."      
        These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General          
        Schwartzkopf.
     10.Men are sensitive in strange ways.  If a man has built a fire and   
        the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
     11.Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.  Women have two       
        types: depressing and more depressing.  Men have two types: nerdy   
        and not nerdy.
     12.Men have higher body temperatures than women.  If your heating goes 
        out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like     
        portable heaters that snore.
     13.Women take clothing much more seriously than men.  I've never seen  
        a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed;    
        get me out of here.  There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
     14.Most men hate to shop.  That's why the men's department is usually  
        on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
     15.If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or    
        more types of lettuce, he is serious.
     16.If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr.  Right," if only 
        he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist,    
        you are in for a nasty surprise.  The cocoon-to-butterfly theory    
        only works on cocoons and butterflies.
     17.No man is charming all of the time.  Even Cary Grant is on record   
        saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
     18.When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. 
     19.When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
     20.Men are less sentimental than women.  No man has ever seen the      
        movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
     21.Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and   
        creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team     
        win? How's my car?"
     22.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't           
        forget...he didn't lose your number...  he didn't die.  He just     
        didn't want to call you.
     23.Men hate to lose.  I once beat my husband at tennis.  I asked him,  
        "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each  
        other."
     24.Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem.  
        "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a    
        challenge.  If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I   
        love you...  I want to marry you...  I want to have your children." 
        Sometimes they leave skid marks.
     25.Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with        
        super-heroes.  Women have bad self-images because they grow up      
        identifying with Barbie.
     26.Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female 
        menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes.  Male menopause -    
        you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
     27.Men forget everything; women remember everything.  That's why men   
        need instant replays in sports.  They've already forgotten what     
        happened.
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