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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.  She
went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three

The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there is a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish
for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That
would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, women will flock to him like
bees to honey." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the
most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.  So, "KAZAM" --
she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he
will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, "KAZAM"-she's the
richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them. 
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