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Things that make you say HMMMMMM...
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- It's a dog eat dog world out there.  And they're short on napkins.
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
   and apes?
- Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
   self-help section?"  She said if she told me, it would defeat the
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
   they all still working?
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