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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull 
Forwarded-by: Jon Loeliger 
Forwarded-by: Cloeliger 
Forwarded-by: Mike Grosvenor/UK/BULL

Contest Requirements:
	To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick.

Contestants' Entries:

Entry # 1
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
    'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
    on this flute made of beef
that stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Entry # 2
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
    Since you look such a mess,
    use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Entry # 3
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known:
    that an intern is better
    than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.

Entry # 4
There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
    When on Kenneth Starr's lap
    she confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *

(* Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
ballet dancer.)
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