From: cmt@hopper.unh.edu (Egon)
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day,
I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts
bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was
thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets
caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the
ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or
even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the
Walmart manager came and unplugged it. Thank goodness for heros.
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