Date: Fri, 19 Dec 1997 01:00:52 -0500 (EST)
>>Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
functions.
>>One 70-year old man says, "I have this problem... I wake up every morning
at
>>7:00am and it takes me 20 minutes to urinate."
>>The 80-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at 8:00am and I sit
>>there and grunt and groan for 30 minutes before I have a bowel movement."
>>The 90-year old man says, "At 7:00am I pee like a horse and at 8:00am I
crap
>>like a cow."
>>"So, what's your problem?" asked the others.
>>"I don't wake up until 9:00am."
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