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[collected 2002-03-21]

The following ad appeared in a newspaper.

"SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a svelte,
good-looking girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods.
Riding in your pickup truck.  Hunting.  Camping.  Fishing trips. Cozy
winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand.  Rub me the right way and watch me respond.  I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
gave me.  Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy."

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight
week old black Labrador Retriever.)
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