In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a
22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at
11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on
Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone
interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the
road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was
just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda
Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
"I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I
just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin?
Damn...is it midnight already?"
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