Forwarded-by: Nev Dull
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market
looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster --
one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the
market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you.
Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in
the hen house though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said,
"I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word he strutted
into the hen house.
Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt.
There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished
having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to
the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same
frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The
farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Randy,
you'll kill yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal
in the same manner.
Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on
his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long
tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.
The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you
did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy".
"Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."
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